Proud Moments

Last night my son was telling us he had to sign the "Constitution of Independence."  After saying it a few times, my 14 year old pipes in and says that there is no "constitution of independence."  So proud of himself because he knew exactly what he was talking about (like he always seems to think) he says emphatically and and without ANY doubt in his "knowledge" ...and I quote..."  oh yes there is and it was signed by John Carter."   ......  my thought....  and you learned THAT at school?  Such proud moments of a mama!!!!  :)